Category Archives: folks.

GORVORCE

According to the internets, Al and Tipper are no more.

Should we be sad? Because I’m kinda not. I mean,

I’YM AY TEE BAGGUR!

Here are a few choice shots from a new flickr set showcasing a growing language trend amongst under-educated Tea baggers, aptly named Teabonics. I’m seriously convinced that the Tea Party isn’t so much a political movement as it is a club for people who enjoy making cute signs. You decide.

Via K. England

A Tip…

Need a good idea?

Throw on an Express Men sweater, clasp your hands together, elbows on the table, look up to your right, and think real hard:

“I look exactly like this right now…”


Zoolander 2 – TRUTH.

Word on the street is that Ben Stiller is going to be blessing us with a sequel to ZOOLANDER.

Are you all fans? Because ohhhh my, my, my, I’ve tried to see this movie TOO many times since it came upon my eyes, and it’s impossible. 

“Dude, why you been actin’ so messed up towards me?”

My push-up bra gonna help me get my mannnn

Fwends,

Every once in a while I post something I am particularly proud of, and this is one of those moments. It is impossible to watch this without your hand over your mouth.

Please watch this little gem introduced to me by my friend Tiffani.

“Can’t you see I’m tryin’ to put on my LIPSTICK?!”

“He thinks it over? It ain’t over.”

I want this in my belly

I have not tried this yet, but a friend just passed this to me and if it’s true then oh what a glorious day this has become!

Banana ice cream. Made with just bananas. And it like, totally tastes like ice cream.

Something about the gooey part balancing the frozen/icy part, I dunno.

Must buy food processor asap.

ICE CREAM PARTY!

*via the kitchn

Important Dating Advice

This is for all you single lady-fwends! Many more uselful dating tips (circa 1938) at Sad and Useless. I do all of the these things all the time. Whoops!

Thank God for Local News

…and police dashboard cameras. Although the title of the clip should really be “Kitten Owns Cop.” Love it.

Who’s Buying One!?

Elizabeth, I’m looking at you.

Them Crooked Vultures – “New Fang”

Let’s take a moment to listen to their first studio track because it fuuuuucking rocks.

 

Then let’s take a moment to picture a grinning Andrew clinking a shot of bourbon with Dave Grohl at the front bar, while a glowing Liz is accepting yet another shot from one (very tall) Josh Homme at the back bar. While I just sort of wander around knocking candles and glasses off the tables because I’m too busy drunk dialing the first 30 people in my address book to watch where I’m going…

Let’s pray they go on a proper tour, folks. There is more fun to be had!