Category Archives: fatty fridays

White-hot moves.

Complements of miss Daniella Urdinlaiz.

Shiner in NYC

Just found out they have Shiner (and Lone Stars) at this place Rodeo Bar & Grill on 27th and 3rd. I’m going there after work on Friday and I want all of you to join me. They have real Texas BBQ and (supposedly) one of the best margaritas in the city. check it out.

I know it’s out of the way, but let me know if you want to come drink my favorite beer in the world with me. I’m going to call and make sure they’ll have it before we go so look for an update around noon today.

*UPDATE:

Vader Voice: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!” They have stopped carrying it as of this year… my life is now in shambles… I’m in a place that only Shiner Bock can get me out of…

*UPDATE 2: I’ve decided to go anyway. No Shiner, but hell, they have Lone Star damnit and that’s pretty good too. They also have great BBQ and margs. so yeah… let’s go! expect an email about this.

Looks like somebody has a new desktop!

Me!

I have to say, the few times I’ve caught Late Night with Jimmy Fallon lately, I’ve been pretty pleasantly surprised. The show is definitely getting better! And a second installment of “Let Us Play With Your Look” featuring Zach Galifianakis certainly helps.

Also, yes, the Zach Galifianakis/Will Forte SNL promos this week are awesome. I suggest beginning every day by watching them. It’s your weekend!!!!

(Blogfwend flashback)

Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs…only you could get me to love breakfast again.

Check out these ca-ra-zay old cereals!

Fancy!

I like to imagine a focus group of 1970′s moms naming this cereal. (Note the Purina logo. Dog food company expands to kids cereal! Yow!)

I would have fucking loved this cereal.

Tiny glazed donut cereal…how did this not succeed?!

And that Amazing Blackstone Card Trick System is a whole other post. Jesus!

See more at Now That’s Nifty.

Japanese animals really have restraint.

Toss Your Cookies

Apparently after Christmas, this website requires that your body look more like Jesus than Santa.

No joke. BeautifulPeople.com has axed 5,000 members who appeared to pack on the pounds over the holidays.

I wonder how many of those people are crying tears on their pound cakes right now.

Read about it on cnn.com

I went to their site (for a screen shot, I swear!) and luckily we can ALL take a peek, even if we’re fugly:

Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Could not wait for Fatty Friday to post this. Speechless.

Fatty Fridays: Will Cotton

Let’s lighten things up here on blogfwends with some pretty, soothing paintings of candy. I bring you the artwork of Will Cotton.

The ladies reclining in fluffy cotton candy are my favorite.

Bacon is Good for Me

For the record, I will be making Bacon Apple Pie for all of you to eat. In fact, I think this might be an inspiration for in dinner party in the future: A Bacon Party! Everyone can bring a dish that incorporates bacon, because bacon makes everything better. You know you love it.

Go here for the recipe and check out the rest of this blog, there are some other really good ideas as well.

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Fatty Fridays: Non-Fatty Edition

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The Food Standards Association in  England has created some awesomely creepy shorts to promote healthy eating (and a tv show, of course). Love them!

See all the videos at Eat Me Daily.